poem of the day

[dogboy708]

if vodka was water
and i was a duck
i'd swim to the bottom and never come up
but vodka is not water
and i am not a duck
so slide me a bottle
and shut the fuck up

[Piedude345]

Nice lol.
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[RaymonX2]

Rofl...i wanna be a duck too then....good poem!

[ItsRoo]

I've seen this somewhere before, reminds me of my friend Chris, lmao.

[dogboy708]

sweet. i get a small form of respect on this forum!

[narto928]

You have an unique talent.
Go ahead and exploit it.

[dogboy708]

You have an unique talent.
Go ahead and exploit it.

not hard. i can exploit a pencil is i wanted too.

its hard though, cause like i always say, attention span of a 3 year old baby on crack sitting next to a chocolate easter bunny

[haruhiist]

lol, awesome. I have a poem I use all the time


When things are going wrong,
as the usually will.
And you're daily road
seems all up hill,
When funds are low,
and debts are high,
when you want to smile,
but can only cry
And when you feel like you just want to quit,
Don't run to me,
I don't give a shit

[dogboy708]

lol, awesome. I have a poem just for you dogboy

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=360604225&albumID=1002645&imageID=12790292

"melted ice cream streams down my wrists"
ummm im guessing "strawberry" ice cream then?

[haruhiist]

"melted ice cream streams down my wrists"
ummm im guessing "strawberry" ice cream then?

probably what ever the fat bitch could get her hands on.

[dogboy708]

probably what ever the fat bitch could get her hands on.


your humor fails

[dogboy]

i am
http://thisgamesux.net/vb/images/ban_title.gif

and why does the thing say
"fucking fabulous"
isnt that a good thing? lol

[Hisaki]

It's sarcasm i'm guessing...
But lol, that was a funny poem :3

[dogboy]

and i was still baned for having a normal sized, good sig