Your mom.

[anthony01]

Yo momma so fat her belly reached home 15 minutes before her.

Yo momma so stupid she opewned a pack of skittles and said " Where's the rainbow?"

Yo momma so stupid she tried to send voicemail by yelling in an evolope.

Yo momma so gay she does this all the time at home - :domodance: :domodance: :domodance: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[hugz`]

Yo mama is so fat, I tried to boot her and crashed.

[anthony01]

Lol yo momma so fat she tripped on 4th ave and landed on 16th ave :banana: :banana: :banana:

[hugz`]

Your mother is so fat, she got stuck in the middle of the air.

[anthony01]

Yo momma so fat she fell off both sides of the bed.

[mistyfire9]

Your momma is like a toilet...

Fat, white, and smells like shit :P

[civerius]

nigger

[anthony01]

Yo momma so fat she tripped on 4th ave and landed on 16th ave

[Anestis2208]

yo mum is so fat when he passes in front of one window and its day when shes over the window the moon shines

your mum is so fat she has her own postal code!

[jadbolt]

5th grade all over again...

[Dokuda]

yo momma is so fat that when she goes swimming in a swimming pool all the people yell " FREE WILLY!!! FREE WILLY!!!" >__>,, can we stop this..?

[Anestis2208]

thats nothing offensive its jsut joking about a mom somewhere outhtere whos maybe so fat ;P

[sLaYeR-eS-Me]

Yo mama is so fat, she makes shitty threads on the internet =]

[anthony01]

Yo moma so stupid that when I told her I get new grillz she started pulling steaks out of her pocket.

[DarkProdigy]

Best one ever:

Yo moma so fat and stupid, that she's FAT AND STUPID

Man i love this section :D

[anthony01]

Best one ever:

Yo moma so fat and stupid, that she's FAT AND STUPID

Man i love this section :D
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Yo momma so stupid she didn't tell you any good jokes about yo momma.

[Dokuda]

yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.


Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.


Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime


Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.



Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.


Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone


Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1



God, My mom tought me good ;D

[Anestis2208]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.


Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

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fucking awesome xD